Oleg on mondays

some peopple have the condition of olegging, which mean that they turn into uncle oleg on monday.

"bro, my friend is uncle oleg rn, he cant stop touching the walls right now. hes Oleg on mondays."

by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025

Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.

Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.

by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025

hard mondays

the phrase that refers to the weekly release of Hard Launch, a podcast hosted by famous Youtuber duo Dan and Phil, or Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil. The podcast, or known by the fans as the "phodcast" released it's first episode on October 16th 2025, after Dan and Phil had announced in a video that they have been in a long term relationship since 2009, which was released to their joint YouTube channel Dan and Phil (formally DanAndPhilGAMES) on October 13th 2025. Both the fans and the duo themselves have referenced the podcast as "hard Mondays with Dan and Phil", with the phrase being adopted as a celebration of the podcast's weekly release

person 1: I hate mondays.
person 2: Couldn't be me, I love hard mondays !
person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: Because Dan and Phil are releasing a new Hard Launch episode today!
person 1: Oh yeah those twinks

by mysticfr0g December 21, 2025