bird-licker

Term for a salty-mouthed and wildly popular drag queen known for insulting her audience and fellow performers more fiercely than others could.

I laughed so hard when that bird-licker quoted the online dating profile of each of the next drag performers

by FreakShowFanDallas February 28, 2018

Bower bird

A female who is in a threesome with two gay guys. She is wanking them off while they are kissing above her.

Last night the boys fully bower birded me!

by Mikarly November 17, 2019

Flappy Bird

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.

Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.

by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014

NOGZY BIRD

Full of agro. Have large heads. Pronounce Kirsp Kremes wrong. Fall in puddles. Reckon they're hard but pass-out like goats.

Eh lad, that bird is pure agro. Her feet are always wet and she has krispy tits.

I know lad, she's a Nogzy bird

by DietCokeMan June 5, 2021

Joel Bird

A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub

Proper Joel Bird you

by RobbieFuckingP January 11, 2020

bird on wheels

the flying bird is any person that is capable of intense skateboarding abilities and can obtain 8 ft of air.

sean chanowitz is the bird on wheels.

by bigmac2528 January 29, 2012

Bird Derby

Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby

Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"

by King Deezus January 2, 2017