(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
Get the c u next tuesdaymug. CHEKOV (concerned): How big's your medical staff?
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
_______________________________________________________________
KIRK
(quickly, to Demora)
Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire
on my command.
Demora turns to him.
DEMORA
Captain... we don't have any
torpedoes.
Kirk glances at Harriman.
KIRK
Don't tell me... Tuesday.
Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets
worse.
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
_______________________________________________________________
KIRK
(quickly, to Demora)
Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire
on my command.
Demora turns to him.
DEMORA
Captain... we don't have any
torpedoes.
Kirk glances at Harriman.
KIRK
Don't tell me... Tuesday.
Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets
worse.
by coolkirk1701 January 1, 2015
Get the Tuesdaymug. A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.
“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”
by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023
Get the Lubey Tuesdaymug. The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
Get the Patch Tuesdaymug. by MLG Patotato May 9, 2018
Get the Tuesdaymug. Taskforce Tuesday (and Taskforce Thursday) are two days of the week when the Strike Force/Narcotics Cops in Philly do the most work as far as arresting dealers and customers.
by Ghostiano June 5, 2023
Get the Taskforce Tuesdaymug.