New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.
I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.
by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020

by anonymous June 12, 2023

buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.
by MattN36 January 16, 2022

Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."
by Space Quest January 7, 2017
