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go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016
mugGet the go eat coalmug.
when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.
Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.
by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020
mugGet the swallow or it's going in your eyemug.

nice going!

People say you´re going to marry this weekend. Well, nice going! and behave yourself.
by anonymous June 12, 2023
mugGet the nice going!mug.
buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.
Wanna come with me im going nature reserve with some monsters?
by MattN36 January 16, 2022
mugGet the Going nature reserve with some monstersmug.
Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
mugGet the i am going to throw a child off a cliff!mug.

Dying to go

Needing to go to the toilet right now, insomuch that it is a life or death situation
"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."
by Space Quest January 7, 2017
mugGet the Dying to gomug.

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