pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average
Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.
by JaketheSnake79 April 19, 2016
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"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
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"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "
by Samsam240 February 02, 2016
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Jack weasel

A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.

Def. You know im always giving it to you.

But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?

You know im always making you work.
by Jack Weasel September 05, 2019
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Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.
Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?
by Rager September 05, 2015
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weasel pee

Being a hooligan; being full of nonsense
I think you're full of weasel pee!
by meatless_spam September 15, 2023
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evil weasel

a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry
-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?

-oh yeah, he must've been hungry

-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!

-man, that guy's an evil weasel
by gus man November 09, 2022
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