J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.

*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.

by thecabeman March 23, 2011

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J-Speeder

The drink of choice for champions, start (and end) the night off with a bang!

Recipe for a J-Speeder

1) Shot of Bacardi 151

2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time

by WaffleFury November 18, 2011

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J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".

Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."

by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011

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J crook

A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.

Hes a J crook!

by CCCracker May 25, 2023

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