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Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022
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maria

cute alight motion editor who posts kpop edits which is what i luv she so so cute and does everything when I post she is amazing
by gnafxc November 23, 2021
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sweet maria

one of many drinks that contains vodka, made by mixing the aforesaid liquid, light cream, amaretto and ice.
said a drunk one night: "Hey bartender, I'd like a Sweet Maria, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN!"
by bandnerd611 March 23, 2007
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Maria Leal

Maria Leal was the queen of Portugal many years ago. She was very nice, and as she said "Aqui só pra ti" (Here just for you).
by curious08 November 22, 2022
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Maria Wang

Maria is a little asian girl who loves Misha Collins. She loves old men, which ngl I do agree with !!. She loves touching people's bums yum yum! She works at target. She is so obsessed with old men. ANd she is going to start a cult with Nethya, she thinks George Floyd is the same and Pink Floyd. She is the proud mother of those squishy ducks. She likes John a lot as well, hes the best country twink.
Omg I saw this girl who was like twerking?
Oh yeah that's maria wang!!!
by nethuya September 11, 2024
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Anna Maria

She's a powerful woman who cares deeply about people around her. She would do anything to protect her friends and she would fight for what's right. She is cute and polite which may hurt her sometimes. She stands out like a good painting. She is introverted and loves cats and netflix. Even though she's been through a lot she always manages to see the good in every situation.
What's that cutie's name?
Oh, her? Shes Anna Maria.
by Hellooo2006 November 20, 2021
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