tofu nugget

fecal matter that collects in one's anal crevasse when one neglects to wipe for an extended period of time.

I really hope my boy friend doesnt make me swallow his tofu nuggets this time.

by SPK February 4, 2006

Turd Nugget

hard balls of feces (poop/shit)

Instead of pooping a long turd, It came out in turd nuggets.

by DudeMoney October 5, 2007

nugget sex

A nuget in this case is a quadrapaleigic having sex with another "nugget". An exclaimation of shock. As one might guess there is usually a third person aiding the proces.

aw nugget sex! I dropped the vase.

by Karl Evensburrough February 24, 2008

nose nuggets

The green stuff in your nose

Dude, he shot thos nose nuggets acroos the room when he laughed

by Duke nukam August 11, 2003

FUCK NUGGET

The little ball of dried spooge that's left on your pube's after sex the night before.

When Chris woke up the morning after his encounter with Armondo the pool boy, he found his pubic hair loaded with fuck nuggets.

by Jeff40 October 18, 2006

Dirty Nugget

After nuggeting a bag by turning it inside out, but before you zip it up, you take a poopy in it. Then you complete the nugget by zipping up the bag. A variation of this would be to take the crap in a ziplock bag and then insert it into the bag. You may also urinate on the outside of a completely nuggeted bag.

I dirty nuggeted Marc and threw it in the woods.

by Captain Hook November 5, 2012

intense nuggets

Some random phrase I just heard on TV that made me laugh a little bit. I kind of thought of it in a perverted way.

Person on TV: These nuggets are crumbelieveable.
Me: *giggle*

or

Man 1: Look at my intense nuggets.
Man 2: You mean balls?

by lmaonayse August 6, 2006