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social media analyst

The slang term for someone, like screenagers, who are addicted to social media
He's such a social media analyst, always scrolling through feeds and analyzing every single post instead of actually interacting with people in real life!
by Emotional Cruiser December 2, 2025
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mockingbird media

It’s all the mockingbird media man. They’re out to get trump
by Sicilian Cowboy November 30, 2023
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Media

The government's minions
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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social media maggot

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 1, 2019
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Media Witch

A celebrity woman who steals lots of tv attention, even though nobody cares about her.
Lindsay Lohan is a Media Witch...She goes to rehab so much and nobody ally cares about her anymore.
by witchhunter August 26, 2012
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Social media

It's TRICKING men into hating women guys!
Hym "It isn't the social media bitch. It's how you talk about, treat, and effect men."

Emma "Oh boo hoo! Is the incel triggered that he's not-"

Hym "DADDY ISSUES! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUSES! YOU WANT THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE YOU DIDN'T GET FROM YOU FATHER AND YOU WANT TO FROM MEN YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO AND YOU DON'T FUCK! A GENERATION OF WOMEN TAKING OUT THERE DADDY ISSUES ON A GENERATION OF MEN! You want the unconditional love yoi didn't get from you father and you want to enforce if socially, economically, and politically! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUUUUUES!"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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New Media

New Media was coined and popularized by Draymond Green, NBA hall of famer, during their 4th run of NBA championship during 2021-2022.

New Media is a new wave of sports media who specifically doesn't compare one basketball player's skillset, achievement and accolades to other player's but instead give them flowers, give them respect and acknowledgement.
Max: Stephen Curry is not top 10 players of all time, I would rank KD over Curry.
JWill: That's not New Media.
by CasualOpal June 21, 2022
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