j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

J-Zeal

The name of an up and coming rapper based out of Edmonton Alberta Canada. With his hit song "Insane" he is now recognized as one of the most popular rappers in Edmonton.

Did you hear that new song by J-Zeal, it drove me insane

by Jesil, fan of Casey January 28, 2018

Pulling a J

When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j

by Python3 April 18, 2019

J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.

Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing

by Doppa April 12, 2015

j sac

The stomach, most natably named because it is literally a sac shaped like the letter J.

dude1: "dude, you look tired."
dude2: "ye, i haven't filled my j sac in hours."

by ego-tripper August 01, 2009

knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.

stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever

by thatruth34 December 05, 2007

Jacob J

big fan of Peter Doherty and loves gin

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking

by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023