the best person put on this earth

the best person put on this earth is named damon, he is the best.

damn i talked to the best person put on this earth today.

by skateeefasstttteattttttcach December 3, 2018

Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).

SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

Earth

the composition of an adult human body.

We now commit his body to the ground: earth to earth; ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important

What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?

by Beaverdammit August 4, 2023

Earth

Earth actually means dirt. So we live on dirt. That's how sad we are. I'm being serious. This is cripplingly sad.

person 1:"where do we live, is it Earth?"
person 2: "no we live on dirt"
person 1:"thats sad"

by cool_kidd420 January 26, 2021

Earth

Dirt, water, and life put on compressed lava. 3rd planet from the sun, and the only planet with one moon.

Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, y'know. Bitch, I don't care bout' what we stand on!

by Ио November 11, 2020

Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.

"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*

by Spark the girl May 25, 2018