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Chicago

Literally hell on earth.

This is the place where the most wacky tacky insane voilent and ignorant things take place.

Rated 3rd place on earth next to Detroit and England.
Aye bro, did you hear about the guy who shot that kid cause he was wearing a blue shirt?

Man, we gotta get the fuck outta Chicago.
by StuntPlayZYT September 24, 2022
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the Chicago welcome

When a Packers fan arrive to Chicago and you are fighting on the stairs. You pull down the Chicago fans pants and toss him backwards down the stairs.
You see that guy get the Chicago welcome at the stadium last Sunday. Dude got tossed.
by M1311 December 24, 2022
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Chicago Rimjob

A shot of Malört with a bacon salt rim
Clark asked, “Shots anyone, all we have is Malört and bacon salt.” Todd replied, “Chicago Rimjobs it is!” “I’ll take two,” Ryan replied with glee.
by TheTexasTodd April 8, 2022
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Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
by Bornator September 26, 2022
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Chicago

Where queers who's parents don't love them and live in Elmwood park think they are from
"I heard he claims Chicago"
"It dont matter, hes from Elmwood park"
by HueyLouisAndTheNewey May 30, 2021
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Chicago rat hole

A famous hole in the sidewalks of chicago shaped like a rat
Hey jake have you heard of the chicago rat hole?
by Beans the rat wizard March 8, 2024
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