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Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
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Dogs

Dogs are humans lifeline, they are basically the blood rushing through or body when it comes to happiness! Don't have a dog? Get one! Chihuahuas are the tank in a army with dogs, they have sharp teeth that can penetrate through almost anything! Big dogs act weak and frail while tiny dogs act like they are the boss! I love dogs, so you should too! Unless you have a cat, that's the dogs worst enemy!
My dogs a Chihuahua.

Aren't those very mean?

Your always so stereotypical Dave!
by Peanut the Chihuahua May 26, 2023
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Swiss dog

To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard

Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.
Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!
by Member.dic April 12, 2023
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Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
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Black Dog POS Cunt

Black Dog POS Cunt (noun, Australian slang, vulgar)

An extremely insulting or emotionally charged phrase combining several Australian colloquialisms. Used to harshly insult someone viewed as despicable, depressing, or contemptible. Usually said in anger or dark humor among Australians familiar with heavy slang.
by bms most known November 5, 2025
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Dog Shit

Sandhuspits is dogshit at basketball.
Sandhuspits is ass at basketball

Dog shit is defined as someone is bad at something
by Sanduspits October 3, 2021
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hot dog

the dude who dances like crazy

origin:

snapchat filter 2016-7

rip hotdog 2018
did you see that dancing hot dog boi?

where?
right behind u
*hotdog appears*
OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT ABORT
by gamephoneguy February 11, 2018
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