Speed limit of sex

Sixty-eight. Because when you reach sixty-nine, you have to turn around.
I know. Lame.

Dude: Last night I broke the speed limit of sex.
Guy: 69?
Dude: Yep.
Guy: How lame...

by Somebody who thinks of lame jokes March 8, 2008

High School Sex

The sex you want, you ain't gettin. The sex you gettin you don't want.

That's high school sex for you bro.

by Chiilinbrah August 13, 2010

male sex organ

a fucking penis you fucking moron
typically a term used by Fife's

"May I stick my male sex organ in your female sex organ?

by niggerstolemybike September 18, 2006

Lack of sex syndrome

The irritability and emotional mood swings one feels when suffering from Lack Of Sex Syndrome, also referred to as LOSS

Omg every little thing is annoying me today and I'm so irritated I think I'm suffering from Lack of sex syndrome LOSS

by civil sisters M & S December 18, 2014

GIANT SEX TOWER

5 girls (or more) 1 guy in the middle, semen everywhere.

Only available in japan.

IF YOU DO THIS YOURE AWESOME

guy: lets have a GIANT SEX TOWER

girls: ok

by IAMGOD! February 5, 2010

high school sex

Akward, bad sex. Traditionally only occured in high school but has now taken over the world of the 20 somthing. Its terribly scary.

Cindy: How was Adam.
Meg: He jackrabbited me!
Cindy: Oh no! Not high school sex!!!!

GASP

by smoothy-o January 16, 2005

Human sex toy

Noun
When one person plays with another in a sexual way. The toy letting the one in control do whatever they please, no rules apply. The same thing as a Fuck buddy.

Alex: What do you want with me?

Jamie: I want you to be my Human sex toy for the night. ;)

by Mysterio16 July 5, 2009