national send a booty pic

Every year on January 28 is national send a booty pic day. All yall girls out there bless yall man with a luck day.

person 1: Hey you know what today is!

person 2: The 28th?

person 1: No, national send a booty pic day!

by daplugfr January 28, 2024

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National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day

January 29, you give a baseball player the gluck gluck 3000

Today is National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day guess i have to call drew and give

by heluvriri January 29, 2024

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National rape day

Something that is not real. Seriously, whoever the fuck made that holiday needs to get a lethal injection straight to their important blood vessel.

(Loser 1) : "I'm going to be a fucking loser and prey on unsuspecting people, and rape them obviously on national rape day!"
(Normal average human being) : "The fuck is wrong with you? *spits on loser shoe.* Bitch. That's the least you're getting."

by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024

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National Edge Day

Every February 5th, everyone will be edge constantly even in places where you cannot edge in.

Luis: Yo Dylan do you know about National Edge Day? It's in February 5th!

Dylan: Really? I'ma start edge maxing all day.

by tjib February 2, 2024

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National Floof Day

On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!

“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣

by KittenFloof165 February 2, 2024

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