I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

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Bagged

To Get Bagged Means To Get Robbed For A Belonging.

Most Commonly Used In The DMV Area

Person 1: Yo Mans Got Bagged For His Shoes Yesterday

Person 2: Yea We Gon Find Out Who Did It

by SlimeAlias April 27, 2024

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Bang Bag

A four-limb amputee who has dedicated their life to being a sex pet for another individual.

So sorry to hear about Laura’s car accident. Silver lining: now that she’s lost all of her limbs, she would make a great bang bag.

by Betsy17 April 28, 2024

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Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.

Hey do you want to bag a beer later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

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Beef Bag

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.

Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

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