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Vegan Circumference

Refers to TT influencer @thisveganking. Indicates how wide his anus is from the last item entering/exiting his ass. Measured in Away Team members that can pass through the diameter of his leather cheerio.
My Vegan Circumference passed a Volkswagen into the shitter from all the dick.
by SKEETPISS March 29, 2025
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vegan pizza

It's someone who says they have acne but they don't, this term come from the term pizza face which means a lot of acne or (pepperoni) but since it's vegan pizza it has no meat so therefore someone with little acne is vegan pizza
Omg I have so much acne
Shut up vegan pizza
by THE ULTAMATE BADADDY February 12, 2018
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vegan

You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.
1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.
“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”
by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019
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Nutella Vegan

A person who follows the vegan rules but also eats Nutella
He is a nutella vegan
by nutella vegan February 25, 2017
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salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
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Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?
by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019
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