How thick is this chick?!

Said when someone is STUPID. As in, screaming In CAPITALS stupid.

'Thick' meaning thick skulled. 'Chick' applying to anyone, usually a younger person.

Chick can be Male, Female or Trans.

"So, I point where she's supposed to park and she says' Yeah, whatever...' looks at me like I'm stupid and goes and parks in a fucking Handicapped Parking. And I'm thinking, 'How thick is this chick?!' "

Thick.

by poveryonwheels January 21, 2023

Slim Thick

Mainly girls name Sienna! They just be slim thick looking good always!

Damn Sienna you need a whole ass magazine because you a slim thick goddess

by Slim Thick! October 12, 2020

thick in the dome

Someone who is mentally incapable

Bob you are thick in the dome, that’s not the correct answer.

by Professor Zak September 29, 2017

thick stick

A big penis.

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Thick Owen

When a thick girl nuts in your foreskin and you get a slight burning sensation, leading to hardened cum sticking onto your penis when your dick becomes soft.

the hooker I picked up yesterday gave me a Thick Owen

by fentanyl_the_explorer May 15, 2025

thick raiders/raid

A group of family or friends that are very deadly/scary/intimidating, usually there are 6 members and a plus 1 or 2. They are more attractive then any other group there are, they create distance between eachother but their friendship is still there

"Omg is that Thick Raiders/Raid?!"
"Ahh oh no run for your life!!!"

by alexa mongir February 11, 2021

Thick Lipper

An old term for a mormon who is often condescending.
Many in the LDS faith seem to have a strange, 'lippy smile'.

Don't stop here, I hear this town if full of thick lippers, just keep driving.

Those missionaries sure were thick lippers!

by Twotah September 14, 2025