ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.
Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."
by Legocunt August 31, 2017
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Ultimate baller shooter 4000

Its a super ultimate gun that sounds "baller"
-IM GONNA KILL YOU

-no. I have my Ultimate baller shooter 4000
by Baller shooter 4000 developer November 14, 2022
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Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.
“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”
by Finnzo January 25, 2019
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The Ultimate Abilities

Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had faced many challenges together, but they always found a way to overcome them with their unique abilities. However, they knew that they might encounter situations where their regular skills would not be enough. That's why they decided to develop their ultimate abilities, which they could use only in dire situations.

Malte had always been skilled in origami, but he took his abilities to the next level by mastering the art of paper-folding. He could create almost anything with just a piece of paper, and his creations were not only beautiful but also had practical uses. He could make tools, weapons, and even vehicles, all from origami.

Vilmer was an artist at heart, and he honed his skills to create his ultimate ability. He could paint anything, and his paintings had a unique property. Whatever he painted became real, at least temporarily. He could paint a bridge over a chasm, a boat on a shore, or even a monster to fight. His artistic abilities were now a formidable weapon in their arsenal.

Johan had been studying the ancient ways of magic for years, and he finally unlocked his ultimate ability. He could tap into the energy of the earth itself and manipulate it to his will. He could create earthquakes, summon lightning bolts, and even cause volcanoes to erupt. His control over the elements was now unmatched.
The trio knew that they had to use their ultimate abilities sparingly, as they came with a cost. Malte's origami creations drained his energy, Vilmer's paintings required a lot of concentration, and Johan's manipulation of the elements put a strain on his body. But they also knew that they had an ace up their sleeve when they faced impossible odds.

(The ultimate abilities, huh thats crazy!)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2023
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Ultimate BFG

Ella Macmillian
I cannot you are going to prom with the Ultimate BFG
by BFG holder April 05, 2023
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Ultimate God Flow

This is the highest possible level of god flow in which one person seems unstoppable and untouchable.
I heard Sam passed God Flow. He’s on his own level now as he has Ultimate God Flow
by Anonymous Soldier March 15, 2021
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