shane pomeroy

A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta
Oh look Alyssa it's Shane pomeroy !
Ugh I don't wanna get back together for the 383848 time !
by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016
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Shane

Lanky ginger bastard who loves to give people a hard time for his own pleasure. He hides behind rules and regulations to portray his innocence, but deep down he is an unprofessional, evil control freak.
Ugh that Shane is such an emotional drain. I'm actually so sick of this shit, so is everyone else. Kill us all now.
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Kodie Shane

A singer. A very good singer. AN AMAZING SINGER. Beautiful voice, beautiful face, beautiful personality. It doesn't matter what gender you are, once you find Kodie Shane, you'll want to have her kids. You fucking simp.
Kodie Shane: *goes live*
Commentor 1: good morning babe ;)
Commentor 2: check dms <3
Commentor 3: hey sexy <3 <3 <3
Commentor 4: when you letting out new music
Commentor 5: who tf r u
Commentor 6: you fell off lol
Kodie Shane: *ignores trolls and thirsty hoes* I just let some shitout, go listen to that. Y'all don't show me no love no more
by SmokeAHugeDick January 8, 2021
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Shane

Guy 1:god I gotta take a waz

Guy 2: don’t pee sitting up
Guy 1: ew who does that?
Guy 2:Shane
by ShaneIsBad October 9, 2019
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Shane

Shane is a toxic toxic man. A man who will definitely break your heart and a man who lies and goes behind you back. Do not go forward with a Shane.
Girl: Gurl guess what a bitch ain't single no more

Friend: OMG GURL who is this man

Girl: his name is Shane

Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane
by Gee Aaa November 23, 2021
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Shane

Very cute and sweet large/ tall dude with very very VERY long legs he’s funny gives the best hugs has a friend named Ryan well usually does and IS SO COOL!
Shane is so tall I feel like the giraffe in the zoo couldn’t see how high he can.
by Gracegoose January 3, 2020
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Shane

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