channel one

A stupid "news" segment that they force you to watch in high school through the school tv's.

It consists of nothing but bullshit and it always goes to them talking about cancer or a lot of people dying to something "happy" so you forget about what you just heard.

It is the biggest load of bullshit since the OJ simpson trial.
"hey Zack, according to channel one we have cancer because we just watched a TV".

"hey zack this black guy is trying to avoid steryotypes, IT ISN"T WORKING"

"hey Zack, this is fucking bullshit who gives a shit about the "play of the week"

"hey zack these guys are fuck-offs"
by Undie Bundie September 17, 2007
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roll one

To roll a joint and spark it afterwards.
"Hey lets go roll one it's almost 4:20"
by ff43f34 October 18, 2007
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Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
by Satandog April 04, 2006
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anotha one

Anotha one, Anotha one, and Anotha one
by Zach artman March 31, 2016
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Gaybox One

Another name for the Xbox One. Confusing menu, forces you to pay online just to play free games, and most of all, it features trash exclusives like Halo 5, Sea of Thieves, and State of Decay. There's literally no reason to get a Gaybox One because their games are on PC anyway. Meanwhile, Sony is nailing it with the PS4 exclusives.
Actually,
The Gaybox One has no games
by STGamer February 02, 2019
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im on one

trippin off of something; high off of drugs or drunk; overly happy for reasons no one else knows
I'm on one dog, that X got me in the zone
by that dozen May 01, 2005
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one-upper

A one-upper is someone who always has to be bigger and better than everyone else. If you say you are drunk, they exclaim with how much more they have drank than you.
Although Matt may seem mediocre, he is actually a one-upper; He must always top your story with one of his own.
by Drew Workman December 09, 2007
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