nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

by JimTheNickel July 3, 2009

nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis

Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.

by Peanutting the nut May 28, 2024

natural lengness

When somebody is super fine looking.. oozing mad sex appeal. 10 outta 10 fit

Girl 1: that nigga Dolo is way too handsome

Girl 2: yeah I know right, he’s got that Natural Lengness

by Big boy DOLO June 3, 2023

natural nikki

a girl so fucking beautiful, stunning, amazing, gorgeous, & fucking SEXY that she's a complete 10 even without makeup

if i see natural nikki i'm going to faint cause she's so HOT

by i am a nikki lover May 5, 2022

Natural Ratio

When your comment gets more likes than the post you commented on, but you didn't intend for that to happen.

Guy 1 makes a post on Twitter. Guy 2 comments on said post, and gets more likes than him.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.

by TheRandomGuy_BD August 4, 2022

Nature trick

In science, an illusory trend created by conflating two different kinds of data.

"I've just completed Mike’s Nature trick of adding in the real temps to each series for the last 20 years (ie from 1981 onwards)... to hide the decline." - climatologist Phil Jones, in the most infamous Climategate email

by SaveTheEndangeredAdverb July 23, 2016

illicit nature

brown

That shit is so Illicit Nature

by Fred Durst's Dad August 29, 2021