Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.
by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020

by Mr. Cat Guy October 7, 2022

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by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 5, 2017

Ants will still be shrekking, after Armageddon….. giants look so awesome, folks are scared to Shrek ‘em, none the less I garunteeee , when ur in a shrekle, size ain’t worth a nickel, tears are pretty Shrek, turn ‘‘em to A trickle becha life im glad -im-SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
by Shrexygurl March 14, 2022

Our God and savior SHREK of Serbia the Third is the son of God that came down in Serbia to show them how to fix yugoslavia.
by InsertNameHereF April 12, 2022

by Danny Dumptruck November 22, 2021
