The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shinglemug. When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025
Get the Cremation grease fire 🔥mug. when someone (usually a woman) starts having sex with someone but its not good to they leave before the other persons finished.
That dude from last night had no idea what he was doing, so I had to pull the grease & peace on him.
by apymbal123 September 24, 2012
Get the grease & peacemug. Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
Get the Greasing the Crossmug. 1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something
2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck
2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018
Get the 2nd day greasemug. The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.
Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."
Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
Get the Grease the High Boardmug. by Ty7777 April 19, 2010
Get the Beat Greasemug.