Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023

Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.

"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025

Propaganda Junkie

People who cried when Trump won. The same who played pokemon and waited on line for 2 days to get a new iphone...

She is such a propaganda junkie.

by Kapitan Remo November 10, 2016

Whispering Junkie

An addict who is really lowkey about it.

Yo dud you hear about Jeff? I had no idea he was a whispering junkie

by Zaddyzaza April 29, 2023

Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Yeah totally dawg.

"Something-something delusional incest cult" ~ Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Hym "You see now why both rapist and fat cock genocide are perfectly justifible right?"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

junky joejoe

Chris is a fucking junky joejoe, one who sells drugs in the homes of others and steals their very souls with his nonsensical rants of how good his shit is

Chris who is your daddy and what does he do?
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"

by little dark one December 17, 2013