The biggest thing in the universe

your mom

Person 1: hey whats the biggest thing in the universe

Person 2: your mom

by DoomopolisYT December 17, 2020

now here's the thing

A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.

Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.

Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-

Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.

Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.

by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016

you silly thing

the person you have pure love and affection for :)

oh you silly thing :D

by hhghdfbjj March 30, 2021

Pizza box thing

Buy pizza, eat pizza, cut ass shaped hole in pizza box, put ass in hole, shut lid, get bird to open lid and eat ass

Hey wanna do pizza box thing?

Yea sounds good

by Jwils96 March 25, 2019

She's doing things

What things is she doing?
Me, I'm things.

She's doing things so early?

by Kaz00 June 16, 2022

kitten does things

the freaking best youtuber ever that will never cuss.

fredrick: whos kitten does things?
beaky: ONLY THE BEST YOUTUBER EVVVVER

by kittindoesthings January 11, 2020

Cunty thing to say

A good example would be saying "I don't owe you anything." when there was no context implying the person (s) involved implied as such the implication is unwarranted.

For no reason that bitch said "I don't owe you shit" What a cunty thing to say

by insanegod October 6, 2018