Lumberjacking Off

A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.

"I made a huge mess from lumberjacking off. Plus I think my roommates think we're logging."

by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017

Top off the benz

Some gay ass phrase my brother says cuz he thinks he's funny

"Yeeee! Top off the benz"

by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018

right off it

When you do lodes of drugs and your right off ya head

Terrence was had lodes of belters and Mandy bombs now he's right off it

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick

Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a

by Seven.klza December 24, 2017

Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.

"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"

by swag wag December 25, 2017

Slide off

A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.

I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.

by Professor Dan February 20, 2018

licked-off lemonheads

When you lick the yellow part of a lemonhead off and all that it left is the white part of it. Some people sell this as cocaine.

"Omg, you saw that kid in the corner?"
"Yeah, he's selling licked-off lemonheads."

by holapeople February 26, 2018