by BlkDmdPurp November 23, 2021
Get the Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don mug.A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)
Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."
Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)
They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."
Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)
They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
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"That guy is definitely black focusing on Bojack Horseman."
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by fartluvr69 September 20, 2025
Get the black focusing mug.Blacking Off is a form of autoeroticism in which a black person sexually stimulates their own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. Stimulation may involve the use of hands, everyday objects, sex toys, or more rarely, the mouth (autofellatio and autocunnilingus). Blacking Off may also be performed with another black sex partner, either blacking off together or watching the other black partner Black Off, known as "Mutual Blacksturbation".
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by Hym Iam October 30, 2025
Get the Jet black poop mug.Little Black Dress (LBD) refers to a character who, like a little black dress, "goes with anything." These are characters who are easily paired with almost any other character, including crossover characters from other fandoms.
Also known as the Fandom Bicycle ("everyone gets a ride"), the Launcher of a Thousand Ships (a reference to Helen of Troy), or the Cargo Container (gets shipped everywhere).
Also known as the Fandom Bicycle ("everyone gets a ride"), the Launcher of a Thousand Ships (a reference to Helen of Troy), or the Cargo Container (gets shipped everywhere).
Person 1: Yo bro, what character do you think is a Little Black Dress?
Person 2: I think It's.. Kim Dokja.
Person 1: I know! People even ship him with other people that isn't even in his universe..
Person 2: Really?! Like who?!
Person 1: Huh.. Some examples could be Gojo Satoru, and.. Sung Jin-Woo.
Person 2: One comes from the same studio that adapted ORV and another one is a different genre of comics AND animation.. Wow.
Person 2: I think It's.. Kim Dokja.
Person 1: I know! People even ship him with other people that isn't even in his universe..
Person 2: Really?! Like who?!
Person 1: Huh.. Some examples could be Gojo Satoru, and.. Sung Jin-Woo.
Person 2: One comes from the same studio that adapted ORV and another one is a different genre of comics AND animation.. Wow.
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