One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

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Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

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The Green One

Simplistic childish reference to the Hulk. In movies where the Green One goes like "DSJIIIIIIHH"!! Always good that Green One!

Dude1: "Last night I saw a Hulk movie dude and it was great"
Dude2: "Why man?"
Dude1: "Because he went like DSJIIIHH. Always good the green one!"

by edrocket February 21, 2017

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The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen

The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?

by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021

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One strike ball game

Sexual intercourse where there are no second rounds.

Girl 1: I'm sooo pissed!
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!

Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.

by catseye099 June 17, 2015

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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.

One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it

by sarflondoner December 27, 2010

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