pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!

Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!

by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020

Ana-pipe

1) the inside of your ass or the chute of the anus.
2) the area of the anus that extends from the colon to the exit of the rectum.

Tim came up to me and told me he broke his ana-pipe when he bounced his ass off a rock when we went tubing

"Ah fuck! I just broke my ana-pipe because I fell off the fucking ladder!"

by Ass gravy April 11, 2015

Shook Pipes

Vagina and anus.

Yeah I took her home and knocked the dust off those shook pipes forreal.

by Mootmaster June 13, 2018

hard-piping

Cool dude who smokes a lot. *takes hit* Yah. *cough*

Jenny stopped having sex with Tommy because he was too stoned to do anything. But she went straight to Richard, cuz he's a real hard-piping man who can have sex while smoking.

by darkwater5 June 10, 2017

cardio pipe

when you get hit in your butt hole so hard somehow that you can feel your heartbeat in your butt hole.

I pogode on my skateboard so hard I gave myself a cardio pipe!!

by cardio pipe November 5, 2014

pipe-ish

an attractive male who possesses many a desirable qualities including being: dangerously handsome, funny (in both the laugh with/ at manner), magically inclined (tah dah!), sweet in disposition, the inspiration for a rare, valuable, and desirable international currency, an absolute nerd, and muscular in stature/ jacked! Also those defined as pipe-ish may display the following characteristics: they have a highly addictive personality and should steer clear of games containing gambling, hexigons, and multi-coloured cubes, in addition they are considered quite adorable in the sense that they are easily adored and respected by all who are lucky enough to know them! :)

That tall male with the long hair (hahaha) is completely pipe-ish!

by Lance Gymbo December 9, 2008

pipe appointment

Booty call.

“When a girl wears a baggy shirt and Yeezy slides- pipe appointment.” “Like, the way girls dress sometimes when they’re going to the airport is the same way they dress for a pipe appointment.”

by anonymous May 27, 2023