Jonathan

A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them

Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.

by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019

Jonathan

A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.

Wow! what a Jonathan!

by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019

Jonathan Day

A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.

It’s all fun and games until Jonathan Day goes missing

by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018

Jonathan Samuel Kent

Son of Superman also known as clark kent. He is superboy. He is super kind and sweet but actually harbours dangerous potential. Since he is half human he cant control his power. Ussually partners with Damian wayne (robin).

Jonathan Samuel Kent is superboy.

by Humandudelol August 9, 2018

Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.

- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

Jonathan Finlay

Jonathan Finlay is nice guy who loves Jesus and his family , Jonathan Finlay is the kinda guy who knows a lot of people but only has one close friend , his love life is simple he’s probably liked the same girl for like 5 years or so

Jonathan Finlay is hot

by YEETTTTTT February 11, 2019