sitting cuck

A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.

BF1: Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum. Mmm that last time...
BF2: Yeah, too bad he got shot by his hunter father who came down to the basement at that very moment thinking his daughter in law's pussy sounds were duck calls.

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 08, 2021

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 13, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg May 04, 2012

Sitting White Bear

To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

disk sitting

The act of filling a disk (ex. frisbee) with alcohol and sitting on it bare bottomed. The alcohol is soaked up the anus, getting the sitter drunk quickly and efficiently.

I didn’t feel like drinking all those beers today but still wanted to be drunk. Thank god for disk sitting!

by ihenkel22 July 30, 2022

Sit n Roll

The act of rolling a joint while taking a shit.

Yo, I gotta go snag my tray so i can sit n roll then we can blaze up later

by jackmaster9000 February 17, 2012