Mars

Someone who is submissive and breedable.
Hi im mars = I'm submissive and breedable

Hey how's mars?

Oh they're being submissed and breeded right now.

by The_Gego November 22, 2021

mars

a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)

person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????

by alicethebitch July 17, 2022

Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.

Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”

by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023

mars

the coolest person you'll ever meet :0

mars is just way to cool

by all snazzed up December 14, 2022

mar aka burro

the most beautiful human in this world.
tbh, i love her so much, she’s mine.
she thinks she’s ugly, but she’s the prettiest. she’s smart and strong, sometimes she feels ugly. well, she isn’t.
she owns my heart. she looks like and angel. pls give her love but not a lot bc she’s mine. i love her rEALLY A LOT.
- cass

example:

“did u ever see an angel?”
“yeah, her name is mar aka burro”

by cassqndra August 23, 2018

Mars

Mars is a gender neutral name with Greek Origin that means The God Of War.

Expect this person to be either really chaotic or messed up mentally.

Mars is also known as the red planet who is slightly bigger than half the size of Earth, so there's a chance this person likes space.

Friend: Oh, hey Mars! How are you?
Mars: I don't like you.

by uswally November 20, 2021

jessie mars

Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches

Jessiemars is the gay best friend of the group that is delusional.
Jessie mars means gay whiteboy

by Real akinator June 6, 2023