Andrew Miller

The sweetest empathetic golden retriever man ever. He’s so hard working and loyal, if you’re friends with him that relationship will last a lifetime, he cares so deeply about keeping people happy

Andrew miller: are you okay?

Me: a little stressed
Andrew Miller:I’ll always be there for you just know that❤️ no matter what

by Smoker.girl June 1, 2025

william franklyn miller

william franklyn miller/willybum (nickname made up by jem) is a model and an actor. he doesn’t listen to ariana grande which is a red flag and he lies about starting yt again 💀 apart from that he’s actually very cool and kinda funny xx

person: “omg have u heard of william franklyn miller?”
other person: “yes but he doesn’t listen to ariana grande😔😔😔”

(pls note that this is 100% a joke)

by j3mblake November 21, 2021

Gage Miller

Someone who is a cute little freshman boy. Don’t get it twisted though because these guys have a fat fucking chode

Boy o boy that boy is so gage miller

by Ammon Gus April 8, 2024

Miller Hamstris

The average of the Chris Chandlers garp which will = the answer to the equation of the Miller Hamstris

The "Miller Hamstris" is almost as long as the giant garp.

by Garpensteiner April 12, 2024

Brayden Miller

A very good-hearted person. Loves music and playing the trumpet in Marching Band. He is slowly coming out of his shell and can easily think outside the box in any situation. He is very dirty minded and is not too tall. He longs for love, but always goes home depressed and angry at himself for never being good enough for people. Really lame and stupid people are the only people who partially understand and accept him, but he always finds himself alone. He is head over heels for a REALLY beautiful young woman with beautiful brown eyes and a perfect personality, but he feels like she never really understands him enough past a friend. He is shy at first, but opens up to become someone who will always be there to help his friends in times of need. He never knows who the hell he is and always goes home wondering what he wants to do with his life and who he is. He loves cat better than dogs and does good in school. He is great at pretending that his life is fine, but always bottles up his true emotions and feelings because he is afraid of getting rejected again. His family does not understand him at all and all he wants is to be seen and heard, but always goes home knowing that it will never happen.

Brayden Miller is a misunderstood person who only wants to be loved.

by anonymous April 20, 2024

techno-millerism

The "it's happening any day now" philosophy of millerism as applied to technology. Useful term to use against techbros who constantly bet hard on things that big tech companies say are the "next big thing"(i.e. crypto, AI, etc.)

"DUDE CRYPTO IS GONNA BE HUGE! JUST YOU WAIT!"

"This is just techno-millerism"

by Semicolon618 May 2, 2024

Nicky Miller

While going down on your partner blow air into their back door then punch them in the stomach to make them fart.

F: Suck 1 ween or never see me again?

J: I’d pull an old Nicky miller on a homeless man to just be in a room you farted in 6 hours ago

by Fortune_PubesNSperm May 13, 2024