zackary mars

the worst person you will ever meet. Zackary Mars is manipulative and the worst friend/boyfriend. if you even meet a Zackary Mars, stay away. Zackary Mars says every slur he cannot say and is the most horrible person you will ever meet. Zackary Mars is usually a, gemini, cancer, or scorpio. probably lives in Oklahoma. everyone hates Oklahoma. run if you meet a Zackary Mars. he cheats on all his girlfriends and is the biggest player.
do you know Zackary Mars?

oh yeah! he's a bitch! never be friends with him.
by wigglygoat April 25, 2022
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James Mars

Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.
by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020
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Mars 28

This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo
“Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”

“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”
by lilalien October 25, 2019
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Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 03, 2023
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Mars Smith

Mars Smith is a pretty funny person! They are fun to be around and is loveable. Some people will say they are a bad person and try to talk down but Mars doesn't care! Mars Smith is a tough cookie and I'm proud of them. :)

Also they got that ASS FR
"GYATT DAYYYYYMNNNN WHO IS THATTT😍😍"

"ohh shittt its my friend Mars Smith"
by mookmooks July 16, 2024
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bruno mars

bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle
"oh hey you know bruno mars?"
"yes."
"is he the sexy one?"
"of course."
by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022
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Bruno Mars

Do have any Bruno Mars
Can you get Bruno Mars
by March 01, 2022
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