pipe-shaker

Noun: A gargantuan turd; specifically, a bowel movement large enough that it shakes a house's plumbing upon being flushed. This can be used for descriptive purposes or derogatory.

Oh man, that shit was massive, a real pipe-shaker! My wife said she felt the rattle by the kitchen sink!

by RamonChingon September 16, 2015

dung pipe

another word for the part of you body where excretion exits. often used explicitly when defining anal sexual tendencies. word derives from dung (shit) and pipe referring to your anus

my dung pipe was on fire after that indian food

by clare mc fadden December 21, 2016

douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

piping bag

When a female pokes a hole in a condom and the male counterpart squeezes the remnants onto her cakes

Dude I’m so ready to use my piping bag on your little sister

by Uncookedchocken October 26, 2018

slide to pipe

come over to have sex with me

hey Jeremy, I never told you this but you’re fuckin hot and i want you to slide to pipe tonight.

by chlochlothehoe July 2, 2018

PIPE-HER

the act of fucking a woman with your “pipe” (dick)

OH BOY I WISH I COULD PIPE-HER

It’s my girlfriend’s name (love you piper)

by COOMSOCK April 13, 2022

Sweat the pipe

Jacking off, masturbating, pleasing ones self

I wanted to sweat the pipe after I saw that girl.

That girl sweat my pipe pretty well

by Alex, Sean, Jake, Drew March 1, 2011