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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Site Control

the best of the best moderation group in any roblox game ever, even worse than roblox's moderation system
wow, site control is amazing at being horrid moderators
by edwasdwasdd May 11, 2024
mugGet the Site Controlmug.

voice control

a word that maya abuaish shouted in computer class (wasn't even the correct answer)
og inside joke
miss arwa: can you guys give me and example?
maya: VOICE CONTROL!!!!
by cantsleepsobored November 14, 2023
mugGet the voice controlmug.

mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.
Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
mugGet the mission controlmug.

control-itis

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.
Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
by FerninLove April 2, 2019
mugGet the control-itismug.

controllative

maintain a very positive control of your airspace by issuing instructions that make you look like that you come out the real academy
I should be more controllative when working Lanier
by drew0507 May 27, 2022
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