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Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
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El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016
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Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.
Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!
by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017
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talabases grease

Is when you fuck an old lady and she cums like gravy
Oh baby, make me cum all over your with my talabases grease!
by Mr.grease April 20, 2018
mugGet the talabases greasemug.

diesel grease

to describe a girl who looks like she will do anything in bed
see that girl over there,she looks diesel grease.DIRTY AS FUCK
by KLINT THRUST September 16, 2009
mugGet the diesel greasemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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grease stash

A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.
"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."
by Lousteezy December 14, 2015
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