Safety dibs shotgun

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun

Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️

by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024

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Shotgun

Verb: The act of performing foreplay on a woman in a specific unique style. This is done by splitting the middle and ring finger and with the index and middle finger inserting them into the vagina (two in the front). With the remaining two fingers these are then inserted into the bum (two in the back).

Dude…tonight I’m going to shotgun my woman! 🖖🏼

by RustyHartley March 14, 2023

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Scandinavian Shotgun

Similar to the German Cannon, but when struck, the projectile takes on a spray pattern.

"I didn't know she had so much Mexican Food, so when I fired the German Cannon, I ended up firing a Scandinavian Shotgun."

by ActionA August 4, 2009

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Triplebarrel Shotgun

The ultimate shotgun for dibbsing or aquirering the last say or best position.

"I shotgun front seat"
"I doublebarrel shotgun front seat"
"I triplebarrel shotgun front seat"

I.e the last person gets the front seat.

by StevenAWESOMENESS July 21, 2010

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Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.

"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."

by nervous_child May 19, 2020

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