Mars in Retrograde

When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.

They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)

While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
Julia: How was your your date last night?

Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
by awb1809 March 4, 2021
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2 mars

The day the ugliest people are born
They are so ugly they should just stay inside
Damn you can that he ore she was born 2 mars
by Whipwhipman January 17, 2020
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Mars

Hey look there’s Mars, their the most perfect person in the world
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Mars

Mars is an amazing person. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, hardworking, handsome, sexy and hot. My Mars? He is almost perfect
:why are you always smiling?
:Because of my Mars
by Nygazuki March 7, 2022
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Mars

Literally the coolest person to ever exist. Like, ever. He’s probably in your house right now, having consensual sex with your mother.

Only cool people name themselves Mars. It’s rad and hot and sexy, just like him.
Mars is so hot and also sexy
I’d let Mars hold my drink at a party
I hate my wife and also kids
by probably somebody November 21, 2021
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Bars On Mars

When something is just true. A fact. Right.
Jacob: Yo, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is the best movie ever.
Noah: Bars on Mars.
by Capperonthemap November 22, 2021
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Mar

The most beautiful woman you’ll meet. Her beauty will captivate you and her eyes will hypnotize you. Her smile will make you melt and her personality will captivate you. She’s a helper and usually the person who everyone turns to when they need advice. A little shy but that’s part of her charm. Once you meet her you won’t forget her
Mar had a contagious laugh
by Lifeofanonymous November 21, 2021
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