When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.
They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)
While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)
While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
Julia: How was your your date last night?
Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
by awb1809 March 4, 2021

by Whipwhipman January 17, 2020

by 73r0___ November 22, 2021

Mars is an amazing person. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, hardworking, handsome, sexy and hot. My Mars? He is almost perfect
by Nygazuki March 7, 2022

Literally the coolest person to ever exist. Like, ever. He’s probably in your house right now, having consensual sex with your mother.
Only cool people name themselves Mars. It’s rad and hot and sexy, just like him.
Only cool people name themselves Mars. It’s rad and hot and sexy, just like him.
by probably somebody November 21, 2021

by Capperonthemap November 22, 2021

The most beautiful woman you’ll meet. Her beauty will captivate you and her eyes will hypnotize you. Her smile will make you melt and her personality will captivate you. She’s a helper and usually the person who everyone turns to when they need advice. A little shy but that’s part of her charm. Once you meet her you won’t forget her
Mar had a contagious laugh
by Lifeofanonymous November 21, 2021
