Nature's anti-lube

Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.

"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."

by spookfish May 9, 2021

Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.

"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!

by Benny Walker October 9, 2011

nature fucking

Having sex with your partner to become closer with each other and nature.

Bill: hey Linda tensions have been high lately, maybe we could take a trip and go nature fucking.

by Detroit Derrick June 27, 2016

natural stupidity

The opposite of AI

A: How did you make that essay?
B: I use natural stupidity or should I say... human creativity?
A: Wow! I could never do that!

by your local internet lurker August 23, 2025

Nature Boy

Police slang for a naked male reported to be wandering about in public. A typical "Nature Boy" is often found to be amusingly oblivious to his state of dress and will even attempt to befriend law enforcement officers sent to retrieve and or cover him up.

Cop 1: Hey there buddy we need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola

by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Nature's peace

Nature's peace is another way of saying something or someone is rad, cool, lame, awesome etc.

Wow, Chandler is totally nature's peace.

by Loneperson September 29, 2022