naturally asspirated

Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 06, 2021
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Museum of Natural History

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.
New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?
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Museum of Natural History

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.
The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.
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Natural November

In Natural November people are not allowed to wear make up. this counts for lip gloss as well
person 1: i was thinking about what to wear tonight

person 2: just remember no makeup because it’s natural November
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natural november

Girls have to be natural

No makeup no contour no eyelashes no wigs no dying hair

Let’s see how u girls last the whole month
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Natural November

When girls go natural for the whole month and take pictures with their camera not snap starting from the third of November.
Rules are :
1.no makeup ❌
2.no filters

U only get one chance ‼️
“Are u doing the natural November
Yh I am
by 123sym&syd November 02, 2019
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