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False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.
Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020
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Ketamine Junkie

A person who is rather crazy and loves sacrificing to the blood gods.
Person 1: IM A KETAMINE JUNKIE!
Person 2: Based.
by Ketamine Junkie May 13, 2022
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Trip Junkie

Someone constantly planning relatively short-duration (3-14 days) trips, fixates on the details of an upcoming or potential trip, relentlessly looks at future trip area via satellite and street view imagery.
My trip junkie coworker is on his computer google-earthing his next trip
by Slopefox October 17, 2022
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Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
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Junkies

And there are plenty of rich junkies dawg. Are you kinding me? Nikki sixx? Russell brand (not any more but still)? Everyone on Epstien's list? Joe biden's son? You're perfectly fine with people spending their money on impulsive pleasure! You're not doing anything to stop ANY them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures. You're paying to feed their addiction every time you buy a ticket or vote for Biden (not that you would vote for Biden). Like the redistribution of wealth, the spending of money on impulsive pleasure is already happening. You dare use my own spells against me Potter? Did you think that would stump me? So what makes Russel so special? He's one of the special golden chosen people! He SHOULD have all of the money because he deserves it more. *Insert existential superiority claim here* He can... read the things I write... Like... Real good dawg... So he can do all the drugs he wants... And then use his money to go to a place to get off the drugs... and then live off the money forever... and generate wealth with his likeness...
Hym "Saying we can't give poor people money because they will spend it on drugs and become junkies is like saying we can't let anybody go to a Motely Crew concert because they are going to spend the money on drugs. Ridiculous. The position of redistributing money is may simplistic but your position is ridiculous.'
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
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The Junkie’s Dillema

When an addict experiences discomfort when sober, but when under the influence wishes they sober.
I have finally experienced The Junkie’s Dillema
by OxygenBeliever January 25, 2023
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Junky rot

Junky rot is where your body rots away because of all the drugs you do
That junkie b**** that I miss so many f****** shots she don't set up junky rot plus pockets for titties
by Connelly road junky May 15, 2021
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