by Jessica362727 November 5, 2020

a full crackhead, and a total slut for feet pics. will post pictures of herself crying for her finsta, but is a softie on the inside. always looking fine, and has a killer booty. boys would die to be able to be on her private snapchat, but block her after they see the daily videos of her crying. very wholesome, but prone to seducing your dad. never showers, causing her to have a stanky coochie & ass. will tell you she loves you after 4 minutes of talking, than fuck your bestfriend afterwards. normally a short bitch who thinks QLD is amazing, but everyone knows she's wrong. known to be the football bike.
jason derulo: "damnnnn there's Jessica Read with the stanky coochie, Phat ass though."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
by yeehawwwwthegoodshit May 7, 2019

by Jespec October 17, 2011

A Jessica Munro is where you cooked yourself dinner, particularly salmon with mustard, you don't clean up after yourself because Mum will clean it up and get angry at your Dad because he didn't help.
by boogermandingo June 9, 2014

A girl that steals your heart, crumbles walls and makes you become weak and powerless. While at the same time makes you beleive she loves you and the next day dont have any emotional connection for her husband and cannot tell you why she leaves and will not let you see your kids. Also the opposite of what she says her beliefs a re for 10 years. Not your best friend and thinks she is an empath but really a narcissist.
1. I cant trust anyone now thanks to jessica erin.
2. My ex wife is jessica erin i cant believe this divorce shit.
2. My ex wife is jessica erin i cant believe this divorce shit.
by Lostlove2020 June 18, 2020

Originally created by a gal from Montreal that would engage with anyone on any serious topic, negotiating back and forth up until the point of having a verbal contract or agreement before saying "We'll see... we'll see how it goes." thus negating any accountability or responsibility to pretty much the entire discussion.
I totally had the car picked out, color, tires, financing options, then dropped the Jessica terms on the guy and walked out.
by FrustratedSam September 4, 2012

Danny and Jessica are two unique forces, equally powerful but when together they become the last unknown and most powerful infinity stone. Limitless potential. Immortal and the best looking couple to swagger down the street since Brad and Ange
"Whoa, look at those two.... they are so Danny and Jessica"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
by Deathproofsince84 September 21, 2020
