Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015

alley grease

Alley Grease. Usually the bums & the derelicts that are behind buildings loitering in and around dumpsters… And are usually found in larger cities.

At the end of my work shift I went out to dump the garbage… And to my surprise, there was more alley grease than normal on this evening

by spukspuk February 17, 2022

greased

Guys getting ready, pregaming, getting ready for a party

"Ready to get greased before we head out?"
"Dude I'm already greased, let's go to the party!"

by chickpeaprincess October 26, 2017

Interdimensional grease denomination

The act of sticking your penis through a black hole (assuming you can withstand the black hole devouring you) and allowing whatever is on the other side to grease your mandingo, you then pull it out and smack a complete stranger in the face with the remnants, the person on the receiving end of the post interdimensional mandingo slap then has to wrap their fingers around the shaft of the mandingo (gently) and say "ooga booga" 3 times in 5 seconds. When the interdimensional grease denomination is done correctly the person pursuing it will nut 50 times.

Man 1: Hey man, have you tried Interdimensional grease denomination?
Man 2: Nah, you?
Man 1: Hell yeah man, never came so hard in my fucking life.

by cp25811 June 5, 2018

grease vulture

Someone that enjoys licking butt juices after anal sex

Bro! You're totally a grease vulture!

by TBanger69 December 20, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease monkey

Someone who is too greasy at hockey

“Yo look at the grease monkey and those dangles” said Tom

by GreasingGreaser April 23, 2021