Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025

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grease

wen u juh str8 doggin ha shii

goin crazy in dat bih

jit im finna go grease dis bad bih

“her shii fat im finna go grease”

by kjeeezyyy November 2, 2021

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Grease Me

Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.

Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.

Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?

Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

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happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease

"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"

by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015

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left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

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