Benjamin Smith

A truly amazing man. His loyalty is immeasurable. He signifies the true meaning of a convict. He greatly values his freedom and will go to great lengths to insure he is safe from the opps. He will protect the ones he loves at all costs. If you are on his team you're in good hands. He has coined the phrase "I'm going to the store" which means I'm leaving and I probably will not return any time soon. Benjamin Smith is made of steal! Not even an F-150 can stop him. His sex game is on point, and is worthy of taking notes. If you are one of the lucky ones to experience it you should consider yourself lucky ... he's not your average Joe. Do not betray him, it will end all bad. He holds the title for a few unmentionable skills. He's a great cook!! Listen carefully when he talks, when he gives you advice or directions then you better comprehend what he tells you, because when it comes to the law he will never start you wrong. He is one of the sexiest men on the planet and he most definitely has BDE! If he gives you his time then take it for what it's worth. He is definitely a one of a kind!

Look at him ... He is cute in his own special way! Duh ... that's because he's Benjamin Smith!"

by The Bad Guys Girl October 17, 2025

Benjamin p2c

A p2c that is either made by leproxy or just a low quality cheat

Orelia? Bro thats a benjamin p2c 😂😂

by skiddy065 November 12, 2025

Benjamin

scientist, someone

Benjamin

by Guccipolo November 14, 2025

An Benjamin

An $100 blowjob.

Guy: I’d like An Benjamin.
Hooker: That’s a $100 blowjob, are you sure you want that?
Guy: Give me the Blowjob please.

by I_Am_Magic November 15, 2025

Benjamins

Slang for 100 dollar bills, with them having the face of Benjamin Franklin on them.

Hey, did you get your quarterly?
Yeah, boss gave me a fat stack of Benjamins.

by It’s Fucking 1984 November 15, 2025

Benjamin

A fat Vietnamese dude who loves calling himself a cuck and a chud he deserves nothing in life

Bro that waiter is such a Benjamin

I would hate to be a Benjamin

by footfunguswarrior November 18, 2025

Benjamin

A certified chode: loud confidence packed into a bafflingly small amount of actual substance. The benjamin archetype is defined by an unshakable belief in his own dominance despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. He enters every situation with chest out, facts missing, and a speech prepared for a victory that has not occurred and likely never will. Declares himself a pimp of circumstance, conversation, or strategy, yet manages nothing beyond vibes and self-delusion. Frequently mistaken for someone “in charge” due solely to volume and audacity. Despite this, remains a lovely chump—endearing, harmless, and weirdly hard to dislike, as his failures are sincere, his confidence is pure, and his commitment to being wrong is almost admirable.

“He kicked open the meeting with pure benjamin energy—zero prep, maximum chode confidence, declared himself the pimp of the plan, got absolutely nothing done, and somehow still left smiling like he’d won.” 🔥

by jonahliss30000 December 15, 2025