An amazing, loyal,beautiful, compassionate,funny,intelligent,empathetic,kindhearted person.she is charming and extremely down to earth but still full of life.she is one of the guys and can sometimes be too honest.She is Weird but rare has a heart of gold;always putting others before herself and will do anything to make you smile and feel special. extremely easy to talk doesn’t judge and people easily find comfort in her company. She is a lover of animals and small children. She has a natural mesmerizing and alluring aura that has guys and girls falling for her but doesn’t believe she is as attractive as she is one of the most loyal and and honest friend or mate u could have
by Ktodydaman92 June 14, 2021

by Jespec October 17, 2011

a full crackhead, and a total slut for feet pics. will post pictures of herself crying for her finsta, but is a softie on the inside. always looking fine, and has a killer booty. boys would die to be able to be on her private snapchat, but block her after they see the daily videos of her crying. very wholesome, but prone to seducing your dad. never showers, causing her to have a stanky coochie & ass. will tell you she loves you after 4 minutes of talking, than fuck your bestfriend afterwards. normally a short bitch who thinks QLD is amazing, but everyone knows she's wrong. known to be the football bike.
jason derulo: "damnnnn there's Jessica Read with the stanky coochie, Phat ass though."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
by yeehawwwwthegoodshit May 7, 2019

by Jessica362727 November 5, 2020

A Jessica Munro is where you cooked yourself dinner, particularly salmon with mustard, you don't clean up after yourself because Mum will clean it up and get angry at your Dad because he didn't help.
by boogermandingo June 9, 2014

Danny and Jessica are two unique forces, equally powerful but when together they become the last unknown and most powerful infinity stone. Limitless potential. Immortal and the best looking couple to swagger down the street since Brad and Ange
"Whoa, look at those two.... they are so Danny and Jessica"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
by Deathproofsince84 September 21, 2020

Originally created by a gal from Montreal that would engage with anyone on any serious topic, negotiating back and forth up until the point of having a verbal contract or agreement before saying "We'll see... we'll see how it goes." thus negating any accountability or responsibility to pretty much the entire discussion.
I totally had the car picked out, color, tires, financing options, then dropped the Jessica terms on the guy and walked out.
by FrustratedSam September 4, 2012
