It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.
by zuzzi March 20, 2024

Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023

November 16th is the day you shower your girlfriend with all the love and affection you possibly can
by anonymous November 16, 2020
