Jan-Willem

Best kid around, he has all the girls.
Everybody likes him.
He can get every girl he wants.

I wiss i was a Jan-Willem

by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 14, 2017

Willems' Method

Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.

Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!

by ossur July 14, 2020