Wedgies are one of the most effective methods of torture on the planet. Bully's use them to terrorize their victims, usually taking the back of the victims underwear and pulling them up as hard as possible, causing large amounts of pain and irritation. The victim, usually in a lot of pain, will most likely cry, which makes the bully happy and give more wedgies. Wedgies can occur anywhere, anytime.
i was at the beach when the school bully was there to. i saw him and tried to run, but he grabbed the back of my bathing suit and dragged me away. he wedgies my suit hard in my butt, which hurt bad! he put sand in the back and front then wedgies the sand up my butt it hurt so then he hung me in wedgie from a tree at the side of the woods and left for a bit. he came back with lots of stuff said were gonna have fun! then he made crabs attach to my nipples and made me drink 10 water bottles ad eat some gross stuff to make me poop well i did! i pooped and peed all over myself and he laughed kicked my balls 100 times put crabs in my bathing suit and left. it took 4 hour to get down i cried!
by beachwedgie March 23, 2011
Get the Wedgiesmug. 1 time changin 4 gym my friend came up behind me nd shouted WEDGIE so every1 in my class came and gave me a wedgie. They gave me an atomic wedgie nd den changed it 2 a hangin wedgie nd left me in their locker til after gym. wen dey let me down dey gave me a swirlie nd a wedgie at the same time. He did this 2 my other friend aswell so we got bak at my friend last time he slept over. We gave him a hangin wedgie na made him drink loads of water so he peed himself nd made him sleep in it. B4 we let him down we kicked him in the nuts nd den we gave him a swirlie. He hasnt given us a wedgie since but we keep doin it 2 him 2 make sure he dosent do it 2 us.
by Payback giver January 4, 2009
Get the Wedgiemug. When a person grabs another persons boxers while they are still wearing them and painfully pulls them up as hard as they can.
I was given a wedgie by my friends and my boxers were pulled over my head. The 3 of them were spending the night for the next two weeks while my parents were away and didn't let me pick it out the entire time!! Every time I tried to, they would each kick me as hard as they could in the balls exactly 100 times while the other 2 held me down. It hurt like hell!!
by Chris December 27, 2003
Get the Wedgiemug. I and some buddies (all seniors) were in the locker room when we spotted the three biggest nerds in the school. They played W.O.W. all day and talked about it at school. We noticed they had tighty whiteys. All five of us seniors dragged them to the toilets where we gave them swirlies. Then we gave them bondage wedgies by duct taping their hands and feet together after stripping them down to their underwear. We gave their underwear a strong yank each and then heard the P.E. teacher coming so we threw them in the supply closet (nobody goes there). We only had one period left so we knew they was "safe" there. The teachers didnt noticed their absence because we had huge classes.After last period we got our victims and threw them in our car. They were still wedgied and duct taped (and still only in they undies). We knew their parent were away so we took our time. At my house my parents were gone too, so the torture began. We gave them some real bad wedgies. From atomic to jock lock. Then we drew dicks on their face with sharpie. Then the GRAND FINALE commenced. We then duct tapped bags of warm water on their hands so they would piss themselves silly. We hooked one nerds underwear to the flagpole and left him up there. The other two were duct tapped together in a sexual position (one humping the other). We placed the gays in a park where the cool seniors hung out. We took tons of pictures!!! The flagpole nerd cried and pissed himself all day and we fed him a laxative. We did the same to the homo nerds and they crapped and pissed all over each other. I salute Freshman Friday!!!
by TheSenior September 20, 2009
Get the Wedgiemug. when you are wearing some sort of underwear (boxers, briefs, tighty whities, thongs ect.) and pulls it very high so it rides up your butt crack. or in the front squishing a guys balls (also called penis, nuts, ect.) this is painful and most people love it. try giving yourself a wedgie at home or somthing while your alone!
my friends spent the night for the entire weekend and well of course i fell asleep first and well they put my hand in water and when i woke up i was in a hanging wedgie (where your underwear is on somthing that lifts you up off the ground completely) and scince if your hand is soaked in water while you sleep i was peeing myself the entire time in that major wedgie!
by Felix Smit December 28, 2005
Get the wedgiemug. a wedgie is where a a kids underwear such as boxers, boxer briefs and briefs are lifted up and lifted up ontop of their head. note: briefs hurt the most =( WEAR BOXER BRIEFS!!!! u will not get picked on and they dont hurt in wedgies.... boxers hurt!!!!!!
Last year in 7th grade i went over my friends house. His parents left... to get some things. so it was just me and chaud.. Chaud said 'hey, u wanna fly' i said ' what do u mean' and he then pansted me.. revealing my tighty whiteys... His older brother came and and took my pants off and ran away with them. then Chaud took my tighty whiteys and lifted them up and gave me a huge flying wedgie. He then put me on a hook in his room and hung ther efor 10 minutes... I had to beg for my pants back and i was to let chaud and his bro ball tap me 2 times each to get my pants back..Chaud never told anyone and hes still my best friend and ill get revenge I was up in the air!
by psudonm April 3, 2009
Get the wedgiemug. when someone grabs the waistband of your tighty-whities and lifts up, wedging the tighty-whities in between your butcheeks
by wedgie reciver July 23, 2008
Get the wedgiemug.